Portable Folding Hammock

-rips off clothes and is in a banana hammock-
-starts party boying you while you stand there-

<3

Don’t be stupid and say Greece.
I mean which Islands or cities do you recommend.
Kids are going and I know about the nude beaches and the banana hammock stuff.
So keep us away from all that.
By kids I mean teens

My brother in law asked for a banana hammock for hi birthday. I have looked at Pier One and Home Depot, and they don’t carry them, where can i find this special item?

It seems a little silly to me. It’s somehow okay to wear a bikini or banana hammock in one setting, but anywhere else it would be vulgar or trashy or whatever. It’s just a strange dichotomy.
let me further clarify…. decency standards in my opinion are enforced except when it comes to swimwear. People freak about being seen in their underwear, but the swimsuit could be even more revealing, yet somehow it’s okay?

Is it cool to bedazzle my banana hammock or not???

I have 17 wives & I think they would dig it, I’m Mourman & dancing to the Jonass brothers just isn’t enough!

Is bedazzling my banana hammock too over the top?