Portable Folding Hammock

It’s my girlfriend and mine’s eight-month anniversary in a week and I wanted to write her a song and I hope she likes it. if she doesn’t, I’ll be pretty pissed to be honest. We don’t always get a long and sometimes i get really mad and I spit on her and stuff but besides all that, we have a nice relationship going. She’s pretty hot and so hopefully if i write her this song, I can finally tap that ho fo sho because i am tired of waiting for some intercourse-action. SO, please leave me some feedback for my song, okay? It would mean a whole lot to me.

"Bianca’s Beautiful Hairy Hair of Brown"
Here’s a song I wrote for you,
After you read it,
You shall lets have intercourse,
My dearest Bianca,
I’ve admired you from up close and I’ve admired you from afar,
Every time you shower,
Or open up a jar,
Instead of buying you a ring,
Or a brand new fancy car,
I’ve written you a little song,
That you had better enjoy because it took a lot of effort,

You have very nice hair,
It is wonderful and brown,
I like the white flakes that fall out,
And land upon the ground,

Mother says it’s dandruff,
I say it’s a gift from above,
In either case,
When I see your face,
All I can feel is love,

I’ve eaten little strands,
Of that beautiful brown hair,
It’s brown like Grandma’s feces,
It’s so nice of you to share,

When I’m sitting in my bedroom,
Baking belts along the way,
I think of you,
Oh yes I do,
And I’d pay to hear you say,

"Come be my picnic-time lover,
For when the bark is ripe,
We go down to the hammocks,
And fly an orange kite,"

Where when to be a bandaid,
A delicious slice of cake,
I stayed up til 3:15 last night,
And now I cannot rake,

For why for which we be a blimp,
Does Debbie have to know?
I once made love outside in June,
But there was there was no snow,

The bus will take us to the beach,
We will suck each patron’s toe,
And if people demand we stop,
We will tell them collectively – no!

If you ask Captain McDougal,
If he’s ever told a lie,
He’ll remove his pants,
Begin to dance,
And a Russian man shall die,

Remember my words Bianca,
They will save your life you know,
Now that I’m done,
What say we, hun…
have intercourse, ya hoe?!
Shave me first, though
___________________________________________
Thank you,
Justin

If I buy her a Hammock will she lay in it?

‘Arghh’, shouted Mrs Hammock. The classroom was going wild. The children were standing on tables, and others were drawing on the walls. Mrs Hammock was outrages with anger. She was about to burst, when suddenly the bell rang for home time. All students grabbed their bags and rushed out of the room. Mrs hammock slumped down in her chair while looking around her classroom full of drawings of places and figures that don’t even make sense. Models of dolls and atoms hanging down from the ceiling like chandelers. Staring at that fact the she must deal with this everyday, At the same time thinking of what went through her mind of becoming a kindergarden teacher
i need good ideas plzz

Ever since my father sat on my computer chair too harshly the air pump gave way and it’s a little to uncomfortable to sit on now to say the least.

I was wondering if there is an alternative to computer chairs? Without the swivel and the air pump. Just a decent ordinary chair with good height and back support.
I’ve already tried our dining chairs and I can’t afford to keep buying computer chairs.

@Cameron – no.

What was the most colorful, unusual, or otherwise interesting hotel you’ve stayed at?

For myself, I have 2 candidates: I once stayed in a Mexican hotel that was in a run-down 250-year old Spanish mansion with marble staircases, full of old oil paintings and crumbling antique furniture. It cost .50 a night, the sheets had holes in them and the mattress appeared to be 60 years old. The owner was an ancient, good natured Spanish-looking gentlemen.
The other was a hippie-run place built on a cliff overlooking a beach, the walls were painted with crazy hippie drawings and you slept in open-air hammocks.

Did the earthquake wake Obama from his hammock on Martha’s Vineyard?

Or did it knock his golf ball off course on the putting green?

Obama has been in the White House a total of 18 days since he took office. Everywhere else, has been golfing, jet skiing, at Martha’s Vineyard, Camp David, Hawaii, Tahiti, Cancun, Monaco, the Bahamas, etc.

I already know that this will get some negative responses, but here goes. I am currently living in Alaska… and hate it, with a passion. I was born and raised in Southern Oregon, and when jobs became more scarce and the small town I lived in became more depressed, I came to Alaska with my Fiance who was already working up here and thought we should give it a try. While I agree the economy is better here, and jobs are not as scarce, the cost of living is still ridiculous and the weather is awful. The cold and snow and rainy summers are one thing, but the lack of sun light is something that I can no longer tolerate. I agree that its lovely here, but just not what we wanted in a place to settle down and buy a house and what not.
What I am looking for is a place with weather slightliy similar to Southern Oregon, and nothing like Alaska. A place where there are distinctive seasons, Fall colors, lots of summer sun and warmth, a spring where beautiful things actually grow and I can garden more months of the year and be outside a great deal more due to nice weather. I would like this place to be a relatively small town or city with a rural area where we could buy a house that is not surrounded by other houses 10 feet away from it, you know get a bit of property and a bit of privacy. Also would like to be within driving distance to a bigger town or city, in case we needed anything or want a night out on the town. Needs to be within driving distance of the ocean as well, we love to go to the beach during the summer and want to be near one that we could actually walk on and enjoy.
The place also needs to have access to enough forest or woods somewhat close by so that my man can still enjoy his hunting, fishing, camping, ect. A place where I can channel my inner Southern Belle and drink tea on the sun porch during the summer and have a huge flower garden, and hammock for lazy reading days. A place with good swimming and boating access near by, lakes or river is fine. And finally, a place that is safe and would be suitable to raise children, should we decide to have them down the road. Some place beautiful.
Maybe you live someplace like this, or have been to this place, or maybe it sounds like someplace you have heard of? Any ideas? I would like to look into moving later this year or early next.

Thanks for any ideas and suggestions!

Because mechanical engineering is so broad field, under mechanical eng, there are branch of material, automotive, …. engineering. So, all the things, laptop cover, cup, chair, air cond, power plant all must do with mechanical engineering application.

Because cotton can fray, is it bad to make a hammock of out it for my rats? I would probably fold and sew the edges..

Is there any way to make a homemade hammock? Thanks for all suggestions!

I was lying in the hammock enjoying the sun on my face when i heard the front gate open. I looked up and saw a man standing there crazily staring at me, his face looked as if it were. My breathing got hard. I tried to twist out of the hammock but my foot was stuck. Moving hard my foot was finally free. Screaming I started to sprint. It seamed like an eternity before I finally stopped running and looked behind me. He wasn’t there. I was terrified to go back to my house so I went to my friend’s house, which was only about a mile away. As I was getting closer to my friends house my thoughts drifted back to the man who was in my back yard. Who was he? What was he doing at my house? All these thought scrambled through my mind. Not being able to think strait, I started to jog towards my friend’s house. I decided to go inside and tell them about what happened and then call my parents and tell them where I am… My parents! What would happen if the crazy man got to them? Now out of breath I ran into the house without knocking. “Hello?!” I said as I ran around the house searching for anyone. No one was on the first floor. I ran upstairs and of course, no one was there. Wow. I thought to myself. What luck? The first time I have ever come to their house and there not here?
I looked around one more time. This time I saw a shadow move in the living room. “Hello?” I screamed now more scared then before. “Katie? Mrs. Smith?” Why weren’t they answering?

i kno i am a terrible writer =P but can you just give me some critisisim and ideas??
thank you!!
here is more to the story i just added:

I turned my head to face forward and stood, terrified with fear. There he was. Not more then two feet ahead of me. My brain screamed for me to run but my legs felt like boulders, never to leave their position. I began to cry for it was the only thing i could do. He inched closer to me, his head twitched. He came closer and closer and began calling my name. I stood wide-eyed with one thought in my head. I’m going to die.

I already know that this will get some negative responses, but here goes. I am currently living in Alaska… and hate it, with a passion. I was born and raised in Southern Oregon, and when jobs became more scarce and the small town I lived in became more depressed, I came to Alaska with my Fiance who was already working up here and thought we should give it a try. While I agree the economy is better here, and jobs are not as scarce, the cost of living is still ridiculous and the weather is awful. The cold and snow and rainy summers are one thing, but the lack of sun light is something that I can no longer tolerate. I agree that its lovely here, but just not what we wanted in a place to settle down and buy a house and what not.
What I am looking for is a place with weather slightliy similar to Southern Oregon, and nothing like Alaska. A place where there are distinctive seasons, Fall colors, lots of summer sun and warmth, a spring where beautiful things actually grow and I can garden more months of the year and be outside a great deal more due to nice weather. I would like this place to be a relatively small town or city with a rural area where we could buy a house that is not surrounded by other houses 10 feet away from it, you know get a bit of property and a bit of privacy. Also would like to be within driving distance to a bigger town or city, in case we needed anything or want a night out on the town. Needs to be within driving distance of the ocean as well, we love to go to the beach during the summer and want to be near one that we could actually walk on and enjoy.
The place also needs to have access to enough forest or woods somewhat close by so that my man can still enjoy his hunting, fishing, camping, ect. A place where I can channel my inner Southern Belle and drink tea on the sun porch during the summer and have a huge flower garden, and hammock for lazy reading days. A place with good swimming and boating access near by, lakes or river is fine. And finally, a place that is safe and would be suitable to raise children, should we decide to have them down the road. Some place beautiful.
Maybe you live someplace like this, or have been to this place, or maybe it sounds like someplace you have heard of? Any ideas? I would like to look into moving later this year or early next.

Thanks for any ideas and suggestions!

I want to make my bunny a fleece hammock, but is it okay to give my bunny fleece?

Thanks!!:)
Kristen- Um,. FYI if they eat certain things they can die, maybe you should have common sense.

I want to know the pros and cons of eno hammocks and hammock bliss. Which is best?

Recently I’ve felt like I’m not getting enough air; only sometimes do my lungs feels satisfied. It’s as if my breath is constantly running out. Could it be pollen allergy? I haven’t experienced similar symptoms in the past, and I have no medical conditions. My stamina isn’t at its best but it’s not like I’m bound to a chair. It’s not affecting me in any serious way or anything, but it is very bothersome. It comes and goes. What can it be?

I’ve read different opinions and my main concern is would I sleep better? Brazilian hammocks seem to be popular but is that only for naps and not daily sleeping habits? Thank you.
http://hammock.lifetips.com/cat/60826/hammock-beds/index.html

this is one of the sites I found which made it so intriguing. I would love to find someone that actually sleeps in a hammock overnight. The fabric kind of course, the rope is actually an English alteration.